No Porsche No Party – Air-Cooled 911 Cartoon T-Shirt
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No Porsche No Party – Air-Cooled 911 Cartoon T-Shirt
€35,99
Sale price
€35,99
Regular price
€44,99
NO PORSCHE, NO PARTY.
House rule. Non-negotiable. If there isn't an air-cooled flat-six idling outside, it's just people standing in a room.
Across the back: a cartoon long-hood 911 throwing a shaka out of one window with a coffee in the other hand, rear tyres lit up, grinning like it knows exactly what it's doing to your savings account. Chunky retro lettering above it, navy on natural cotton, the kind of print that looks like it came off a 1970s club poster.
Same script small on the left chest, so people get the warning before they see the whole statement. Cars & coffee, paddock, airport lounge — it works everywhere the party has a Porsche parked outside.
- Premium 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk
- Unisex crew neck — true to size
- Retro navy back print that holds wash after wash
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping, double-stitched neckline and sleeves
- Ships in 2–5 business days
Browse the full Porsche collection for more GT, air-cooled and vintage-ad designs.
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📏 Size Guide
| Size | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 91-96 | 71 | 36-38 | 28 |
| M | 96-101 | 73.5 | 38-40 | 29 |
| L | 101-106 | 76 | 40-42 | 30 |
| XL | 106-111 | 78.5 | 42-44 | 31 |
| 2XL | 111-116 | 81 | 44-46 | 32 |
| 3XL | 116-121 | 83.5 | 46-48 | 33 |
💡 Tip: When in between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
🚚 Shipping & Delivery
Europe: 5-10 business days
USA & Canada: 7-14 business days
Rest of World: 10-20 business days
✓ FREE shipping on orders over €65
All orders are printed on demand and shipped directly from our production partner.
USA & Canada: 7-14 business days
Rest of World: 10-20 business days
✓ FREE shipping on orders over €65
All orders are printed on demand and shipped directly from our production partner.
↩️ Returns & Exchanges
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery for unworn, unwashed items in original condition.
Defective or wrong item? We'll replace it free of charge — just contact us with a photo.
Contact: contact@barcode-club.store
Defective or wrong item? We'll replace it free of charge — just contact us with a photo.
Contact: contact@barcode-club.store
