911, What Is Your Emergency? T-Shirt
"911, what is your emergency?"
"I've been thinking about one for eleven years and I still haven't bought it."
It's the oldest joke in the car world and it still lands every single time, because everyone at the meet has been on both ends of that phone call. The dispatcher and the man who keeps opening the classifieds at midnight "just to look."
Barcode Club crest on the left chest, and the punchline across the back — vintage ad typography over a wide-arched, whale-tailed silhouette that needs no caption. Available in thirteen colourways, so you can have this argument in whatever shade you like.
- Premium 100% cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk
- Unisex fit — true to size
- 13 colours, front crest + full back print
- Ships in 2–5 business days
Browse the full Stuttgart collection for more designs that start conversations.
📏 Size Guide
| Size | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 91-96 | 71 | 36-38 | 28 |
| M | 96-101 | 73.5 | 38-40 | 29 |
| L | 101-106 | 76 | 40-42 | 30 |
| XL | 106-111 | 78.5 | 42-44 | 31 |
| 2XL | 111-116 | 81 | 44-46 | 32 |
| 3XL | 116-121 | 83.5 | 46-48 | 33 |
💡 Tip: When in between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
🚚 Shipping & Delivery
USA & Canada: 7-14 business days
Rest of World: 10-20 business days
✓ FREE shipping on orders over €65
All orders are printed on demand and shipped directly from our production partner.
↩️ Returns & Exchanges
Defective or wrong item? We'll replace it free of charge — just contact us with a photo.
Contact: contact@barcode-club.store