Cheaper Than a Girlfriend Porsche 911 T-Shirt
Black / S
€35,99
Sale price
€35,99
Regular price
€44,99
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Cheaper Than a Girlfriend Porsche 911 T-Shirt
€35,99
Sale price
€35,99
Regular price
€44,99
The most honest shirt in the garage.
Let's do the maths: no anniversary dinners, no surprise weekend trips, no "we need to talk" — just you, a flat-six soundtrack, and the open road. A Porsche 911 doesn't ask where you've been. It doesn't care that you spent Saturday detailing your wheels. It just sits there, looking perfect, waiting for you to turn the key.
This vintage-inspired tee says what every car enthusiast already knows. Bold retro typography, a classic white 911 silhouette with cyan windows and red accents — it's the kind of shirt that gets knowing nods at car meets and confused looks at family dinners.
Priorities: sorted.
- Premium 100% cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk
- Unisex fit — true to size
- Vibrant retro print that holds wash after wash
- Ships in 2–5 business days
Browse the full Porsche collection for more flat-six obsession.
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📏 Size Guide
| Size | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 91-96 | 71 | 36-38 | 28 |
| M | 96-101 | 73.5 | 38-40 | 29 |
| L | 101-106 | 76 | 40-42 | 30 |
| XL | 106-111 | 78.5 | 42-44 | 31 |
| 2XL | 111-116 | 81 | 44-46 | 32 |
| 3XL | 116-121 | 83.5 | 46-48 | 33 |
💡 Tip: When in between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
🚚 Shipping & Delivery
Europe: 5-10 business days
USA & Canada: 7-14 business days
Rest of World: 10-20 business days
✓ FREE shipping on orders over €65
All orders are printed on demand and shipped directly from our production partner.
USA & Canada: 7-14 business days
Rest of World: 10-20 business days
✓ FREE shipping on orders over €65
All orders are printed on demand and shipped directly from our production partner.
↩️ Returns & Exchanges
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery for unworn, unwashed items in original condition.
Defective or wrong item? We'll replace it free of charge — just contact us with a photo.
Contact: contact@barcode-club.store
Defective or wrong item? We'll replace it free of charge — just contact us with a photo.
Contact: contact@barcode-club.store
